The last day of your 20’s
On the final morning of my twenties, I rolled over in bed and faced my husband only to find that he was already awake and creepily staring at me: Husband: How does it feel? Me: How does what feel? Husband: To wake up on the final day of your 20's?
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“Do you think I am an automaton? — a machine without feelings? and can bear to have my morsel of bread snatched from my lips, and my drop of living water dashed from my cup? Do you think, because I
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